People think you’re crazy if you talk about things they don’t understand.– Elvis Presley (via mno-bimaadiziwin)
Swept away by dreams of seaside adventure, early morning sun salutations & pursuing our creative ambitions while surfing on the side. You at my side, campfire sparks, pretty beachy melodies & the wind in my hair. I could help you cure your fear of drowning if you promise to hold my hand through it all.
the souffle isn’t the souffle the souffle is the recipe
You might be sitting with him at the kitchen table drinking coffee from...– Carrie Laski, Things To Say Besides I Love You. (via wallflour)
how to boys
foie: greet chat chat chat joke joke joke joke compliment appearance compliment personality flirt flirt flirt hug hug hug hug hug hug amorous hug amorous hug first kiss kiss kiss kiss make out make out make out make out woo-hoo woo-hoo woo-hoo propose hah
Woman: I'm smart
Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
Woman: I'm creative
Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman: I have value
Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut